They Call Me Moose Track Fudge Stripe...WORD To Your Mother

I found this on my friend Carrie Postma's blog:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car):
Oreo Blazer
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Moose Track Fudge Stripe...WORD!
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name):
T-Alb...not very "fly" if you ask me.
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
Orange Monkey
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born):
Lyn Fort Wayne....huh???
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first):
Albti....*snicker*
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
The Green Diet Pepsi
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers):
Kenneth Albert
9. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Marie Taylor
10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter):
Thompson Tahoma
11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Fall Poppy
12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”):
Strawberry Undie....hehehehehe
13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree):
Toast Willow
14. YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour” and the year):
The Scrapbooking Sunshine Tour 2007

This is hilarious!